April 28, 2009

To Shuffle or Not To Shuffle?

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TODAY’S LAUGH: DaHusband and I loaded several of our favorite CDs into our multi-CD player, as musical accompaniment for an evening at home with friends. Then I hit “SHUFFLE.”

I was about to press “PLAY” when he stopped me. “Why ’shuffle’? Why not just let the CDs musicplay in order?”

“I always shuffle,” I said. “I love it when ‘O Brother, Where Art Thou?‘ pops in after a Sibelius symphony that’s sandwiched between an old hymn and a little Wynton Marsalis. I just like music!”

“Well, I like it too, but doesn’t it make you nuts, jumping around like that?”

“Nope,”  I said, “I guess I just like living on the edge…” (Oh yeah. I’m a maniac.)

TODAY’S ENCOURAGEMENT: To shuffle or not to shuffle–that is the question.

I always hit “SHUFFLE.” I like the idea of being surprised, even if it’s just by the next sound track. But the world is full of “non-shufflers” who prefer to know, as much as possible, what’s coming next.

Some of us are linear, rows and numbers kind of people. Some of us are blobs and splashes types. We’re not “right” or “wrong.” We’re just wired differently, so we can help each other.

Like one daughter says, “Mom, it’s like God put you and Dad together to make one ‘normal’ person!”

We do balance each other. When I’m shuffling along, my non-shuffling mate helps me focus on what’s really needed. And when he’s mired in angst over life’s unpredictables, I can encourage him to relax and shuffle along with the flow.

So who are you–a shuffler or a non-shuffler? Who in your life balances you out? And who do you balance?

Bless one another by providing someone–family, friend, coworker–a little balance today, and letting them do the same for you.

Until next time, I’ll be shuffling along…

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THIS WEEK’S GIVEAWAY: I confessed my shuffling, blobs and splashes approach to life in the wimp-cover2chapter called “Getting My Act Together” in Confessions of a Prayer Wimp. (That’s the book with the cool pink fluffy slippers–and no, I don’t own them, OR those gorgeous ankles, unfortunately!)

This week’s winner may choose the “Wimp” or  When Did I Stop Being Barbie & Become Mrs. Potato Head? or When Did My Life Become a Game of Twister? as a gift for yourself or a special woman in your life. (Mother’s Day is May 10th.)

TO ENTER, use the CONTACT MARY link and put BALANCE in the subject line. And if you want to share a little about whether you shuffle or not and who balances you out in life, I’d love to hear about it!

(One entry per verified email address and US shipping addresses only. Winner will be selected at 8:00 PM CDT on Monday, May 4, 2009.)

LAST WEEK’S WINNER: Marlene Adelmeyer. Congratulations, Marlene!


April 21, 2009

A Woman for All Seasons

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TODAY’S LAUGH: I cleaned my closet over the weekend. You lucky gals who live in more temperate climates dspringon’t know what we four-seasoned sisters have to endure–that most disconcerting spring ritual: facing all those little spring and summer clothes after a winter of hibernation and a cold-weather survival diet of dumplings and gravy. (How can clothing shrink in storage?)

I bravely took my warm weather stuff from storage, ironed for two and a half hours, and hung it all in my closet. (I did what the organizing experts said and hung the hangers backwards. When fall comes, I’ll know which items never got worn. I did that last spring too, but when fall came I just couldn’t part with the things I never wore. This summer–for sure–I’m going to wear them. Honest.)

TODAY’S ENCOURAGEMENT: My closet was packed. As I jammed the tenth white tee shirt in, I said, “Lord, I don’t have enough closet!” The clouds parted and a voice boomed down from heaven saying, “MARY! YOU HAVE TOO MANY CLOTHES!”img_2712

I argued, “IMPOSSIBLE! NO woman can ever have too many white tees!” But staring at the ton of clothing I had wedged into that small space, I couldn’t deny the truth.  I have more clothes than closet.

My name is Mary and I’m evidently addicted to tee shirts. I have a need for abundance in summer tops. I’m trying to let go and manage better. Do you have something in your life–a stockpiling item of choice? Is it clothes? Flip-flops? Food? Paper towels? Books? Pens? Tea cups? Most of us have something in our lives we can’t seem to get enough of.

I’m not suggesting for a moment that you stop feeding your need for an abundance of whatever it is. There’s a reason for it.  While you’re trying to figure out the reason, maybe, just maybe, you can figure out how to keep it from taking over the planet.

Happy Spring! May all your needs be met this week and may last summer’s capris hang loose!

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THIS WEEK’S GIVEAWAY: I wrote about my organizational challenges in all three of my books. (Hmm, I sense a theme.)

coverWhen Did I Stop Being Barbie & Become Mrs. Potato Head? had me at Martha Stewart’s mercy.

wimp-coverIn Confessions of a Prayer Wimp, the promise was  “we change lives with 3×5’s!”

In When Did My Life Become a Game of Twister? I promised to conquer once and for all: “Today the sweatshirts, tomorrow the world!”twister-cover-21

So this week’s giveaway is your choice of any of my books–great for you or as a gift to a woman in your life. (Mother’s Day is May 10th.) To enter, use the “CONTACT MARY” link at left with “SO MANY” in the subject line.  Feel free to share what it is you have “so many” of. It’s the first step toward recovery! :-)

I’ll draw the winner on Monday April 27th, 8:00 p.m. CDT. (One entry per verified email address and US mailing addresses only please. Thank you.)

LAST WEEK’S WINNER: Allie Soetenga. Congratulations!

April 14, 2009

REVISING YOUR LIFE STORY

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TODAY’S LAUGH: Writers know how to revise their writing–a handy skill when you’re writing the story of your life, day by day. For instance in last week’s story our heroine–let’s call her, um, Mary–ate candy. Lots of candy. Jelly beans. Peanuts M&Ms. And (her Easter weakness) malted milk eggs. And Peeps.

On Monday morning, the candy gone, Mary wails excuses. “But I’m an emotional eater and Easter is an emotional time! And it all comes in such fun colors, and it all looks so cute and innocent and…and…friendly!”

Now, since I’m the author of this story I could leave Mary as she is–miserable and filled with regret–or I could revise her story. In the revised version, Mary says, “Yeah, so I slipped and ate a bunch of candy last week. So what? That was then. This is now. I’m back on track toward my goal of being, not ‘perfect’ but ‘FIT AND FABULOUS’!”

I like the revised story much better.

TODAY’S ENCOURAGEMENT: We write the story of our lives, moment by moment. What’s the story line in your head today? Many of us find, when we stop and pay attention, a flow of negativity: There I go again, failing…I’m such a loser… I give up… I’m hopeless

As the author, you’re free to write a new, more positive and hopeful script. Free to edit out the parts of your past peeps-with-no-regrets(long ago or a moment ago) that no longer serve you. Imagine taking the pages of your past and, with a big red marker, writing across those pages, “NOT RELEVANT TO TODAY. THAT WAS THEN. THIS IS NOW.”

So, revise at will. Then turn the page and start writing the life story you want to read—one that ends with “happily ever after…”

May you be blessed with insight and freedom as you write your life today. And may you be a wonderful part of someone else’s story as well!

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twister-cover-2THIS WEEK’S GIVEAWAY: Has your life story been “revised” by forces beyond your contol? (”Right foot red! Left hand blue!” Yikes!)

You’re not alone! Enter to win a copy of When Did My life Become a Game of Twister? (2007 Zondervan/HarperCollins)–a book about those life “revisions” that tie us up in knots!

To enter, CONTACT MARY with “REVISING” in the subject line. I’ll draw the winner on Monday, April 20, 2009 at 8:00 p.m. CDT. (One entry per verified email address and US mailing addresses only. Thanks.)

P.S. When you contact me, if you want to share a little about your own life story’s revision, I’d love to hear about it!

April 7, 2009

BEE-Hind Revisited

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TODAY’S LAUGH: Okay, true confession time. I’ve been walking on the treadmill a lot lately but just walking on the treadmill has got to be the single most BORING way to exercise. So to distract myself anddesperate.jpg stay on the doggone thing longer, I watch recorded TV shows. And that’s how I got hooked on “Desperate Housewives.”

I know, I know…I should be watching the History Channel or TLC and learning something while I walk. Or listening to audio books to expand my mind or praise and worship music to enlighten my soul, or praying for the world while I tread away.

I know, I know… but I’m weak. I’m desperate! I need something RIDICULOUS to keep my mind occupied while I plod. And whatever it takes to keep me on track day by day, that’s what I’ll do.

TODAY’S ENCOURAGEMENT: “Whatever it takes” is key. So is “day by day.” Slow and steady doesn’t always win the race but she sure makes progress! Self-discipline is just showing up day by day to do something, whether you feel like it or not.

I’ve made a thousand decisions to exercise, and then allowed myself to make a thousand-and-one to skip it, “just for today.” (I’m tired. It’s boring. I’m sore from yesterday. I have to work. I’m taking the day off. I have a headache. Blah…blah…blah…)

That kind of on-again, off-again “deciding” won’t work. Deciding once and for all makes all the difference. If I’m like DaMama (and I seem to be) I’ve got FORTY MORE YEARS img_1499.JPGto go with this chassis! I need to take better care of it if I want to be around to hold my great-grandchildren.

My January kick in the behind–deciding once and for all to change what obviously wasn’t working–is still working.

What decision do you keep making and unmaking and remaking? What will it take for you to decide–once and for all–to change things? Decide to do whatever it takes today to move forward. And encourage someone else to do the same.

Now you’ll have to excuse me because it’s time to tread and I can’t wait to see how Bree and the girls resolve their latest conflict. (Yikes! How come so many problems on Wisteria Lane? I’d move!)

P.S. I promised to keep you posted on my progress. I started the year at 161.4 and as of today, I’m 158.8 pounds of fun and other stuff.

twister-cover-2THIS WEEK’S GIVEAWAY: To help you make your decisions, When Did My Life Become a Game of Twister? includes–along with all the fun–a “Life Issues Worksheet.” To enter to win a free copy of the book for yourself or a friend, use “CONTACT MARY” with “DECIDING!” in the subject. I’ll draw the winner on Monday April 13, 2009 (8 p.m. CDT. One entry per verified email address and US mailing addresses only. Thanks.)