December 18, 2007

Warning: A Christmas Message

Political correctness? Humbug! Next week IS Christmas according to the calendar. Here’s a Christmas message I wrote in 2001, never dreaming that the reference to war would still apply today. Let there be peace on earth, and may there be peace in YOUR world today. (And if you celebrate Christmas, I wish you a merry one, indeed!)

Something New For Christmas

I hauled Christmas out from the furnace room – the same boxes I’ve packed and unpacked,charliebrownxmastree.jpg holding the same decorations for the coffee table, mantle and piano, and the same ornaments for the same kind of tree, year after year after year. It all looked as tired as I felt.

I put on Christmas music to try to get in the spirit of things. The familiar tunes rang hollow. Christmas – the season to be jolly, my unrivaled favorite as holidays go – felt wooden. What was wrong with me? Why these “holiday blues”?

Was I longing for the good old Christmases of my childhood, with aunts and uncles singing carols around the piano at Grandpa’s house? Was I missing my father, my brother-in-law, and the others who’ve been gone so many, many years? Was I wanting my sister’s oyster chowder, and yesterday’s little ones, eyes wide with Santa wonder? Was I missing my own children, grown now and spread across the country? The grandchildren? Was September 11th casting this dreary pall across my Christmas? Was I wishing for a reprieve from war, from worry?

“Lord,” I prayed, “Show me something new this year…”

In the last box, I uncovered my small collection of Christmas books. The pages of Norman jack-in-the-box.jpgRockwell’s Christmas Book are a visual feast, illustrating poems, songs, and stories of the season. I chuckled as usual reading Ogden Nash’s poem, “The Boy Who Laughed at Santa Claus,” about a dreadful boy who gets his comeuppance from Saint Nicholas himself, who turns the rotten, mouthy kid into a jack-in-the-box. The boy meets his well-deserved end in the last lines:

“The saucy boy who told the saint off / The child who got him, licked his paint off.” Now that’s good writing!

xmaslogo.jpgAnticipation stirred at the sight of two paperbacks that are my annual December reads. The Best Christmas Pageant Ever (by Barbara Robinson) always makes me cry when I read about raggedy little Gladys Herdman as the Angel of the Lord “with her skinny legs and her dirty sneakers sticking out from under her robe, yelling at all of us, everywhere: ‘Hey! Unto you a child is born!’”scrooge.jpg

And in Dickens’ A Christmas Carol, dead Marley’s lament haunts me. “Mankind was my business… charity, mercy, forbearance, and benevolence were all my business,” he’s realized too late. But Scrooge’s redemption gives me hope.

It’s not too late for me, for any of us.

The best I uncovered last. Once Upon a Christmas: A Treasury of Memories is a collection of poems and stories by several great Christian writers. The book’s preface promised to show me “Christmas in all its royal splendor, told afresh with wondering, wandering joy…”It fulfilled that promise, ending with an answer to my prayer in this poem by Calvin Miller, written over a decade ago but timed perfectly for “all of us, everywhere”:

Once in every universe
Some world is worry-torn
And hungry for a global lullaby.
O rest, poor race, and hurtle on through space–
God has umbilicated Himself to straw,
Laid by His thunderbolts and learned to cry.

May God sing you a lullaby, soothe your worry-torn world, and feed your hungry soul. May He show you something new this Christmas.

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December 10, 2007

Tis the Season

TODAY’S LAUGH: I complained to Da Mama (she’s 94 now) a while back, recalling a promise my dad made to me when I was a kid–a promise that he didn’t keep. “It really hurt my feelings,” I told her, adding a little sniff and a sigh for effect. (Tis the season to whine, evidently.)oy-let-me-tell-you-lady.gif

I expected sympathy–poor little me–but instead she said, “Oh, for cryin’ out loud! Haven’t you forgiven that poor man yet? He’s been gone over THIRTY YEARS!”

Hmm, I thought. Perhaps it’s time to let that childhood hurt go… (Do ya think? HA!)

TODAY’S ENCOURAGEMENT: Tis the season to be jolly, not to nurse old grudges! We all have that “stuff” from the past. Tis the season to let it go and to forgive old hurts. It doesn’t matter if the person who “wronged” you ever says they’re sorry. (My dad can’t apologize and it would be downright creepy if he tried.)

Sometimes the apology comes after time or treatment. Sometimes it never comes. But that doesn’t matter.

Holding on to the pain of the past keeps YOU prisoner. Forgiving sets YOU free.

Who do you need to forgive? What past hurt has you bound to yesterday?

dove.jpgTake a deep breath, close your eyes, and begin to let it go. Release it, right this moment. Give yourself the gift of freedom, through forgiveness, this holiday season.

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December 4, 2007

Lost in Translation

TODAY’S LAUGH: I recently received an Indonesian translation of my first book, retitled simply,4996.jpgWhen You Stop Being Barbie”! I sense a tone of in-your-face (so to speak) fatalism as if to say, You WILL stop being Barbie! And when you do, you’ll need this book!

Maybe the Indonesian market is different, but I’m not sure yelling at the reader is the best book marketing technique. “Hey, you in the support hose aisle! I see that Metamucil in your shopping cart. You’re getting OLD! Buy this book!” HA!

I prefer the softer approach, whispering, “Psst! Sistah, I feel your pain. Put down the Botox and let’s laugh about this together…”

TODAY’S ENCOURAGEMENT: The Indonesian title is a sentence fragment begging to be completed: “When you stop beingbarbie-shoes-10312003.jpg Barbie…you can relax. You can be the real you. You can let your inner Mrs. Potato Head kick off those pinchy heels and slip into those mrs-ph-feet.jpgcomfortable giant green shoes… ahhh…

Comfy shoes come to all of us eventually. Youth, for all its glory, is temporary. BUT SO WHAT? Life is so much better in the “comfy shoe stage”!

Meanwhile, let’s focus on the things that matter. The unfading beauty of a gentle, generous spirit. The attractive passion of purpose and a fearless attitude. The glow of faith and the warmth of a smile.

We’re all in this together. Share a smile and some courage with somebody today.german-wimp.jpg

P.S. Found in translation: Confessions of a Prayer Wimp is available in German. I can’t read a word of it, but I recognize the title of chapter 13: “Ist es Gott oder Charlton Heston?”

And I see When Did My Life Become a Game of Twister? is selling in Japan, in English so far. The price? 円換算額:¥1,513. (Got the yen? The book is yours. I wonder what they’d do with THAT title in translation?)

WOO HOO: The online store will open later this week. Check back to order autographed books in time for Christmas giving!